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    Telescope: Zombies could soon be real, thanks to Russian scientists

    Plus “My dog ate my Masters tickets!,” and dumb criminals…. Read more »

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    Telescope: Pharmacists’ no-Viagra edict hit Italian men below the belt

    Plus an elephant runs away from the circus … do you blame him?… Read more »

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    Telescope: Sorry, kid, you can’t invite a porn star to the prom

    And get this: A 9-year-old was summoned for jury duty…. Read more »

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    Telescope: Bigamist unveiled by Facebook ‘friend’ request

    And then there’s the elementary school teacher in Oxnard, Calif., who is moonlighting as a porn star…. Read more »

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    Telescope: If you’re feeling low in the lowlands, maybe the government can help

    Plus, the winter has been so mild up north, you can’t even park your car on an iced-over Wisconsin lake…. Read more »

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    Telescope: Inmate arrested for refusing to leave his jail cell. Now he’s in jail

    And then there’s the kidnapper who sued the couple he took hostage … for breach of contract for turning him in…. Read more »

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    Telescope: Princess Diana lives on in the latest ghost story from Britain

    Plus … in Cleveland, since a TV station couldn’t use cameras during a corruption trial, it used puppets to re-create the trial…. Read more »

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    Telescope: Homeward bound comes to life for George the cat

    And then there’s the basset hound who swallowed a $4,500 wedding ring…. Read more »

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    Telescope: If only, ‘going forward,’ we could forget these banished words

    Goodbye, “baby bump,” “occupy,” “man cave” and “the new normal.”… Read more »

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    Telescope: Warning – What you read can be hazardous to your health

    And now the TSA is seizing cupcakes? What’s next, gummi bears?… Read more »

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    Telescope: Joker was dying to make his Christmas card memorable

    And other holiday-related oddities across the globe…. Read more »

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    Telescope: Monkey paintings make art collectors go bananas

    Plus … a woman in Effin is having a hard time trying to get Facebook to acknowledge her hometown…. Read more »

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    Telescope: Some dictators have no sense of humor

    Plus … a fourth-grader says a teacher is cute and he gets suspended?!… Read more »

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    Telescope: Putting green at Sunset Hills is final stop on golfer’s last round

    And then there’s the guy in Atlanta who’s won the million-dollar state lottery not once, but twice. The sun is shining on his you-know-what…. Read more »

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    Telescope: Girl kisses boy; principal calls the cops

    Then there’s the Facebook page in Australia in which teenagers post photos of themselves naked — with only strategically placed hats covering the appropriate parts…. Read more »